November 2012 Caption Contest

by Cyndi on November 1, 2012

Enter our monthly caption contest to win free products and prizes!

Leave your comments below. The best comments win.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mother of 3, personal trainer, 3 different degrees in health & fitness she knows how to stay busy and still rise above it to lead a balanced, healthy life style. Cyndi’s favorite product is Raspberry Ketone 1234
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Cyndi December 3, 2012 at 12:29 pm

This months winner is Courtney Wigley! I really enjoyed the point that you are making. All food was created good; it is what we choose to do with our food that delivers negative consequences. Be sensible and rational when making food choices.

Thanks to everyone who left comments and check out our December Caption Contest!

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Courtney Wigley December 3, 2012 at 2:47 pm

Thanks so much Cyndi. It’s all about our choices. To pick healthy foods and to pick a lifestyle that will improve the quality of life we are living!! I’m so excited!

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Kiran December 3, 2012 at 12:31 am

Oh, the Angel of my heart, I know that I might get sick, but how can I stop my devil from making me think so..

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Ned Stanley November 30, 2012 at 5:20 pm

Should I devour this desert and be a glutton?
Or eat this fruit and gain close to nothing?
(rhymes)

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Heather Hubbard November 30, 2012 at 5:17 pm

I’m not religious, so I’m just going to eat the cake!

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Emily Lambert November 30, 2012 at 8:44 am

“Choosing between good and bad always puts a heavy load on my shoulders.”

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Amy Casey November 30, 2012 at 8:20 am

After learning to eat right with the awesome CB support team and hcg1234 drops, I don’t even want the cake!
Amy
NYC

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daisy burgos November 29, 2012 at 3:49 pm

ok which one oh forget about it im eating the fork instead…lol

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Susan November 28, 2012 at 3:29 pm

A moment on the lips goes straight to the hips! Soooooo NOT worth it in the end.

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Sarah Elston Yurga November 27, 2012 at 11:55 pm

Confucius say: “Always pick fruit, when trying to fit into birthday suit. But in winter, pick cake – it is never a mistake.”

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Melissa November 27, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Psst (from Angel) a moment on the lips… tisk tisk

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Erinn S November 27, 2012 at 9:51 am

Conquer Temptation!

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jenny at dapperhouse November 27, 2012 at 9:32 am

Chocolate cake looks good on a plate where it should stay. It does not look good in your teeth or on your thighs.

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A moment of Bliss is not worth the day of regret.

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Kathy November 27, 2012 at 7:25 am

Well, if I eat the cake at least I can shed those pounds later with my bioscience pills..Umm..why not..the devil made me do it!!

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Tabitha November 27, 2012 at 6:57 am

“To eat or not to eat.. that is the question.”

“Just a small bite won’t go to my hips, right?”

“I’ll only take a small bite.. or two.. or three…”

“I must be good… I must be good….”

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sharon November 27, 2012 at 5:07 am

How can I get that chocolate into the fruit, then I can have my cake and eat it too.

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Nell C November 27, 2012 at 4:36 am

“If they’re both not for me, then why are they BOTH in front of me?”

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Jennifer Morse November 27, 2012 at 3:54 am

Why the Devil do all the bad things for me taste so good!!??

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Jamaise November 27, 2012 at 1:35 am

My caption:
I had better head over to Creative Bioscience and get some Raspberry Ketone, it will help sugars and fats pass through my system without being absorbed and stored, then I can kick these guys off my shoulders, & have a sensible portion of both!

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deborah dennert November 27, 2012 at 1:11 am

Mere moments on the lips and forever on the hips.

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Alison Rigsby November 26, 2012 at 11:34 pm

The Devil only knows why chocolate tastes so good!

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DebrasDollars November 26, 2012 at 11:33 pm

I could indulge and eat the chocolate cake but the scales will be berry nice to me if I choose the fruit!

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Nikki E-T November 26, 2012 at 11:28 pm

Devil – “What happens in midnight snack mode stays in midnight snack mode”
Angel – “No, what happens in midnight snack mode stays on your hips, thighs and belly!”

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Michelle Hagewood November 26, 2012 at 11:21 pm

Cake or fruit? If I fall off the diet wagon for one day will it really hurt? I can get back on tomorrow. Oh who am I kidding? I eat that cake and it’s all down hill from there.

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Untypically Jia November 26, 2012 at 10:58 pm

“Exactly how much does a conscience weigh?”

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Kat November 26, 2012 at 10:42 pm

I’m guessing you guys won’t let me eat both, and call it healthy fruit cake.

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Courtney Wigley November 26, 2012 at 10:19 pm

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?”

And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful fruit that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Ranch Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food.”

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

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Cyndi November 28, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Courtney, what an interesting piece. You are a great writer!

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LaDawnia November 26, 2012 at 7:58 pm

Those who say “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”, have obviously never been tempted by chocolate cake!

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Nikki November 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm

Hey Cyndi,

How do I see the winners of past caption contests? I can’t seemtofingure it out here. btw, love the spelling of your name!

Nikki in Portland

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Cyndi November 7, 2012 at 10:44 am

Thanks Nikki,

When you are under the Caption Contests before you click on “November”, click on which month you want to see. I posted the winner of the contests as a comment. Should be the last comment submitted. As for “November”, you are the first submission.

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Nikki November 6, 2012 at 4:10 am

Now I know why it’s called Devil’s Food Cake…if I eat it, I could say “The Devil made me do it.”, but I’D still wind up with all those extra calories.

OR

Why couldn’t it be Angle Food Cake instead?

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